... Well, that just happened to be the most awkward night of my life.

I don't know about you guys, but I definitely didn't sign up for "arriving in a new world and meeting your boyfriend of six months... that you've never met before." Or any of this, really, but. I sorta-kinda don't want to make out with someone I don't even know.

Things to Do This Summer:

1) Build a Portal to Mars Draw a 20-foot mural
2) Pig Out on Gallons of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
3) Walk 10 dogs at once
4) Find a shard or two. Maybe.5) Get better at soccer ( Read more... )

... Just because I haven't called the poison control center in three months doesn't mean my daughter's dead.

I have no idea what on Earth possessed the representatives to think otherwise. [If anything, Bruce doesn't sound upset by this revelation so much as irritated and... well, he's kinda wondering what kind of parent his Haven!self was if this ( Read more... )

Uh... hey there, everybody. [Jaime clears his throat.] Are we all here to help with this jewel thing? If the person who pulled me here is listening--I'm not completely unfamiliar with being dragged through time and space against my will, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Or have it happen to me without permission. If it was a good cause, ( Read more... )